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The Lord’s Perfect English
3-27-2003
Whassup. Whassup. Whassup Y’all. Whassup. I am. I am. I am. I am. Look to me and I will teach you my ways. Turn to me, and I will reveal mysteries to you.
I want to speak to you about “The Lord’s Perfect English.” What foolishness this is! Am I subject to the rules of men? Am I enslaved by their conventions of speech? What foolishness! What foolishness to think that I must speak like a college professor. Your vision is clouded, but I say to you, come up higher.
I do not change, but languages change over time. I am not American. I am not British. I am not Australian. I am not Canadian. I speak as I please.
I do not change, but language, language changes, and I know all languages and dialects. I want you to carefully read the words of this prophecy. Those who say that I can’t split infinitives or end a sentence with a preposition do not know what they speak of. I am not subject to mans prescriptive rules of grammar. I am not like the wise men of this age who lord it over others with their flowery speech, and perfect usage according to their rules, and their expansive vocabularies. But I have called the poor of this world to be rich in faith, the things that are not to shame the things that are.
Step up an represent. Represent the truth of my Word. I am not the God of educated Americans. I am the God of every tribe and tongue.
Believe and repent. Peace out y’all. Later dudes.
Love,
Jesus